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That gif set with the woman teaching the children to swim, the last one made me think of Altair so much and I can't stop laughing!
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brotherhoot:

mrasayf:

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OH MY GOD

someone should pass this idea to brotherhoot

4gifs:

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4gifs:

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undead-and-loving-it:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

aradia0u0megiido:

sylph-o-spooky:

sylph-o-spooky:

so aPRANTLY MY FATHER USED TO IRONICALLY OWN A DILDO IN COLLEGE AND HE USED TO FREAK OUT HIS DORM MATES BY PLACING IT IN RANDOM PLACES LIKE THEIR COAT POCKETS AND IN THE BATHTUB

HE NAMED IT JIMMY AND NO ONE KNEW WHO THE FUCK OWNED IT FOR MONTHS AND EVERY CALLED IT THE DICK GHOST OH MY GUCKIGN GO D

let this die in peace

Someone needs to continue this tradition

A guy I knew in college kept an 18 inch floppy jet black dildo in his mini fridge. Occasionally he would run through the dorm halls hitting people with it while screaming “Goliath strikes!”

buzzfeed:

Important reminder: Everyone on the internet is a real person.

Go read this. It’s really important.

Be kind to one another.

awwww-cute:

A cat with plumber’s crack!

awwww-cute:

A cat with plumber’s crack!

doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"